Be prepared to read the most excellent Excel puns you've ever read. They are most likely also the only Excel puns you've read, which just goes to show how weird I am for putting this together.
However, my day-job is as an analyst, so I use Excel all the time and therefore am constantly coming up with puns. If you want to row with me, that's fine, but just know my muscle cells are centered. All silliness aside, I hope you enjoy these puns as much as I enjoyed putting them together.
If you do enjoy them, make sure you share the post with all of your friends who are either accountants, analysts, statisticians, or who just use Excel for some reason. This should brighten their day.
Did you know VBA is the coding language used in Excel to build macros? I'm such a nerd.
Babies have cells, and Excel has cells. Therefore, Excel is a baby.
Columbus sailed the ocean blue in cell 92. You didn't think you'd learn history in this pun list, did you?
I should say, you call them on their cell phone.
This excel pun is recommended regularly for those over 50 years old.
This is Humpty Dumpty's favorite Excel pun, despite the fact that the nursery rhyme never mentions Humpty being an egg.
This pun was filtered through my comedy filter and failed, but I put it in the list anyway. In case you didn't know, filtering is a commonly used function in Excel sheets.
I realize this is the second Excel pun related to babies, but that's the first thing I thought of when I saw the word formula.
Pivoting in politics is when the politician changes positions on an issue, usually when focus groups or political forces tell them to. You could say politicians Excel at pivoting.
I maid this Excel pun up on the spot.
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