Are you ready to sink your teeth into the best dentist puns ever? This might seem like a completely random topic to make a list of puns about, but think about it. You go to the dentist twice a year, and it is a humongous industry with a huge population of dentists and assistants that would love some jokes. Meanwhile, dentists can use these puns by printing them out and hanging them up around the office. I'm sure people will appreciate it.
You might notice that these puns are not my normal style on this website. Generally I find a stock photo and overlay my own original puns onto it, but in this case I decided to search and showcase the best puns I could find that other people made. All of these teeth puns were found in places that have no attribution requirements, but you never know if the people who posted them there had the rights to them. As such, please contact me by messaging Punreal on Facebook if you want attribution or removal.
Sometimes when I eat ice cream my teeth turn into angry molar bears.
This reminds me, how do dentists who go into politics get their money? Superplaques.
How does the tooth fairy carry all of those teeth that she gathers in one evening? I think the answer is aboat as obvious as it can be.
I'm pretty sure this teeth pun was a promotional item from a children's movie featuring The Rock.
Spoiled children these days get participation plaque just for eating candy.
This dog-on tooth pun is leaves a weird taste at the woof of my mouth.
At tooth hurty is my next dentist appointment. This reminds me of another similar number pun that my grandma taught me. Why is 239 beans the limit to the number of beans you should put in your chili? Add one more and it's too farty. That one has nothing to do with teeth puns, but it is just darn tootin' funny.
For those of you who aren't on top of the internet meme game, the dinosaur in this picture is known as a philosoraptor.
I can't bear this tooth pun.
The was the last tooth pun of this list, so you already know the drill on how this works.
Hopefully you enjoyed all of those teeth puns. If you are a dentist or work in a dentist office, I'm glad you got some new material to annoy/entertain your clients with. Of course, nothing beats coming up with puns on the spot so to get some more training you might browse all of the puns on this site and learn a little more about how they work. If you aren't a dentist, make sure you share this joke list with all of your dentist friends so they can use and enjoy them.