Let's try an eggsperiment to see who can make the best food puns just using items in their refrigerator.
I went to my fridge and realized I butter hurry before my tuna melts. It is impearative that I appley all of my pun skills while I'm bready to roll and still toasty. You'll need to ketchup by the time I'm done with olive these appickleble food puns. I'll have to stop now. I mustard in the restroom before I poupon the floor.